Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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