I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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