ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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