if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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