So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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