Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm going to jail i love you
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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