About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Just pee around me
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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