i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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