is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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