remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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