I heard we made out
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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