he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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