normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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