Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
tell me about the fingering
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