If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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