Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Where is the hickey?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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