Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
