nut hugger
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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