well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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