i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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