I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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