so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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