We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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