I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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