I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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Wipe that smile off your face.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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