Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
