We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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