their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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