Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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