I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
