SEEEEXXX PLEASE
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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