is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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