i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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