Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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