I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Acid is not a monday night drug
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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