How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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