I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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