How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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