He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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