somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
