That's intense
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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