You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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