If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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