No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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