Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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