ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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