Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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