I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
