i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
