my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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